Tuesday, 28 August 2007

Ezham in His Sulky Mode!!

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He wanted the hp his sister was using for the recording!!

Ezham & His Little "Yesss" Move!!

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Miss his giggles so damn much!!! I'm off to my hometown tonite..Wuuuhuuuuuu!!!

Frustrated!!

Somebody emailed me gambar Ashraf Sinclair tgh smooching (in public..ok) dengan Bunga Citra Lestari...(no.. you wont find the gambar here...find it somewhere else)..huhuhuhuhuuuuu...frust!! Its not that I'm falling head over heels about him...NO..NO...!! I like him..that's all...

BTW, ngaperlaaa ramai sgt org yg sibuk dengan citer orang lain..tengok dahlaa....kan? kan?

Monday, 27 August 2007

aku dan masaku

giler aku bosan hari nih..dr pagi takde bende nak buat..baik balik dan tido!!!!

Current Listening

WHEN YOU ARE GONE
-AVRIL LAVIGNE-

I always needed time on my own

I never thought I'd need you there when I cried

And the days feel like years when I'm alone

And the bed where you lie

Is made up on your side


When you walk away

I count the steps that you take

Do you see how much I need you right now?


When you're gone

The pieces of my heart are missing you

When you're gone

The face I came to know is missing too

When you're gone

All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day

And make it OK

I miss you


I've never felt this way before

Everything that I do

Reminds me of you

And the clothes you left

They lie on the floor

And they smell just like you

I love the things that you do


When you walk away

I count the steps that you take


Do you see how much I need you right now?

When you're gone

The pieces of my heart are missing you

When you're gone

The face I came to know is missing too

And when you're gone

The words I need to hear to always get me through the day

And make it OK

I miss you


We were made for each other

Out here forever

I know we were

Yeah Yeah


All I ever wanted was for you to know

Everything I do I give my heart and soul

I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me

Yeah


When you're gone

The pieces of my heart are missing you

When you're gone

The face I came to know is missing too

When you're gone

The words I need to hear will always get me through the day

And make it OK

I miss you

Song lyrics Avril Lavigne lyrics

R.O.K.E.R = Rocker!!

I was at the UPM's pesta konvo last night..and the main topic is Kristal was there..they RAWK like big time!!! That makes me sooo dont understand when we..Malaysians opt to buy Indon's band punye album...when on the other hand we have such a talented group..here in Malaysia..who speaks understandable Malay..(and I do believe, they are plenty more local groups N individuals out there who can sing as good as these Kristal guys)..

Cume yang tak tahannya, the-baby-faced-with-long-karat-hair guitarist or basist(or wutever they call it) asik dok swing his hair..last-last rambut sangkut kat gitar..hehehehehe...kelakor giler..but the vocalist..mase ckp pun suara sedap..masa nyanyi lagi laa sedap..rockly lemak merdu..I'm not into noisy music..but hell..Kristal RAWKSSSSSS!!!

Saturday, 25 August 2007

My Frens Should Know

That:

1) I'd likely to finish up my works last minutely, so I hate it when ppl give me last minute job..(simply bcos I need to finish mine..)
2) I hate the facts that I hate ppl who cracks stupid jokes while I am competing with time...given last minute job means its the time to be dead serious..
3) I love gamelan and instrumental...something that sooths your eardrums..not things that will tear them apart
4) I do not fancy colourful things...it makes my eyes dizzy...pening mata mak!! (Like this post)
5) I hate it when ppl keep asking me to repeat what I've said, just bcos they didnt pay attention in the first place (cemana nk jd cikgu nih)
6) I dont fancy slow moving creatures
7) I do badly at cooking, but seriously I will never let anyone dear to me dying of famine..
8) I'd likely will edit this post a few times becos of the colours (refer no.4)
9) I love it when the boss is not in
10) I need a new set of wardrobe...n handbags n shoes.. and a credit card..preferably one without my name printed on it..
11) Aku tak suke org tak punctual..I terribly hate waiting!!!

Seems like I am a lady with annoying attitudes!!

Friday, 24 August 2007

Microwaving an Egg

I copied this from a blog I read recently..not every of us read the same blog..so I copied this for us to make use and tell the friends of ours to minimize their time on the phone...(this goes especially to the writer herself)

We need:
One egg and 2 mobiles

65 minutes to call from one phone to the other. (go for CELCOM 1+3..Its Free!!)

Set up something like this.

PUT THE EGG IN BETWEEN THE TWO MOBILES..MOBILES FACING THE EGG..

We'll initiate the call between the mobiles to last for 65 min's approximately;
Nothing will happen on the first 15 minutes...

After 25 minutes the egg starts warming up, after 45 mins;

The egg is already hot, and after 65 mins the egg is cooked.

Conclusion:

If the microwave radiation emitted by the mobiles is capable to modify the proteins in the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins in our brains when we talk through the mobiles.

PS: Haiyaaaa...this 1+3 Celcom Plan can really boil my brain up..

SOMETHING FROM EMAIL

Dedicated to those who just lost their bf(s)...SO If you are planning to have them back, these are the DON'Ts...

Adakah anda sedang berusaha untuk
mendapatkan semula boyfriend anda?
Betul!!!bukan senang nak dapatkan
kembali ex-bf!

Walau demikian, cukup ke persiapan
anda untuk menawan hatinya kembali?
Memujuk dan mendapatkan kembali teman
lelaki adalah dua perkara yang amat
berbeza. Kebanyakan wanita (hampir
semua sebenarnya) membuat langkah awal
yang salah!

Okay, baca dan fahamkan:

1) JANGAN bergaduh dengan
dia.Selalunya dengan ex-bf ni, bila
anda bercerita dengannya, asyik
bergaduh saja. Bergaduh hanya mencipta
ketegangan dan membunuh keinginan.
Bergaduh dengan ex-bf anda amatlah tak
berguna. Walau pun anda menang bila
bergaduh mulut, kena tinggal tetap
jugak kena tinggal!

2) JANGAN cuba menggunakan logik untuk
meyakinkan dia untuk teruskan
perhubungan atau kembali kepada anda.
Ingat ya, cinta itu berlandaskan
perasaan, bukan logik! Macam mana
betul, teguh, meyakinkan, bijak dan
segala yang sewaktu dengannya pun
logik anda itu..anda tetap jugak kena
tinggal! Jadi, logik, jangan guna.

3) JANGAN yakinkan/cuba meyakinkan ex-
bf anda itu bahawa anda
telah berubah atau mulai sekarang
keadaan pasti berubah. Benda macam
ini seolah-olah macam timba air keluar
dari perahu bocor. Tak berjaya punya
perahu tetap jugak bocor.

4) JANGAN asyik cakap yang anda
cintakan dia. Dia TAK peduli pun! Apa
yang dia peduli, berapa banyak yang
dia cinta pada anda..bukan berapa
banyak anda cinta pada dia!

5) JANGAN merayu! Yajangan merayu.
Saya tekankan ini sebab 98% perempuan
akan merayu supaya ex-bf kembali
padanya ( lelaki pun ramai jugak
merayu supaya ex-gf dia kembali kat
dia sebenarnya) .Lagi banyak, lagi
kerap anda merayulagi jauh la dia
tinggalkan anda!

6) JANGAN cuba buat dia rasa bersalah
bila tinggalkan anda. Sebagai contoh
la ya..Saya tak boleh hidup tanpa
awak, Jangan la tinggalkan
saya/break dengan saya sekarang,exam
dah dekat ni..Cubaan dan ayat-ayat
yang macam ini takkan berjaya, lagi
cepat dia tinggalkan tu adalahatau
pun, dia buat tak tahu je..

7) JANGAN berlakon sedih supaya dia
rasa bersalah. Simpati dan kasihan tu
TAKKAN sama dengan tertarik
dan keinginan untuk kembali kepada
anda.

8 ) JANGAN bercakap dengan kawan-
kawannya dengan tujuan untuk
mendapatkan sokongan kawan-kawannya.
Walau pun kawan-kawannya sokong anda,
cuba nasihatkan dia dan buat plan
supaya dia kembali kepada anda dan
berjaya. Selalunya tak lama! Sebabnya
dia mesti kembali bersama anda atas
keinginan hatinya yang ikhlas dengan
sendiri tanpa dipengaruhi oleh faktor
luaran yang seperti ini contohnya.

9 )JANGAN menangis di hadapannya!
(Ramai sungguh buat macam ni!) Okay
menangis la macamana punmungkin dia
akan merangkul anda dengan mesra dan
memujuk andatapi kemudian anda tetap
juga kena tinggal dan dia akan pergi
berpasangan dengan orang lain.
Menangis terlalu banyak depan dia ke
dalam telefon bila bercakap dengan dia
keitu semua hanya akan menunjukkan
kepada dia bahawa dia berkuasa ke atas
anda jadijangan buat!

10) JANGAN desak dia supaya kembali
kepada anda! Lagi anda desak, lagi
anda cuba tarik dialagi jauh dia
daripada anda.

Semua perkara di atas adalah kesilapan
biasa yang kerap dan ramai wanita buat
semasa break-up. Buat perkara di
atas ni walaupun satu sahajacerah
peluang ditinggalkan terus oleh bf!


REMEMBER!!! ABOVE ARE THE DON'Ts..THE DOs? WELL YOU HAVE TO FIGURE THEM OUT YOURSELF!!!

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Funny

I got this from a fren..n I think it's funny..

Dear IT Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed
Desperate Housewife


Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife

First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications

Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1, a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck
IT Support

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

A Cikgi Wannabe

Semalam aku interview untuk KPLI..dekat IPBA (Institut Perguruan Bahasa Antarabangsa) near UM..
aku gi naik LRT..kezen aku kata dekat jer..depan UM..boleh jalan kaki jer..mmgla dekat..tuuuuuuuuu jer depan..tp bila jalan kaki..bapak jauhnyeeee!!! melekit² la segala celah...naik bukit turun bukit, meredah onak dan duri(yesss.. I am lying here) ..seb baik aku bawak kasut spare...kalau nak harap court shoes (pinjam) tuh..berdarah la jugak nak sampai kat IPBA tuh....
Pukul 1 tghari aku dok ngok..ngek berjalan..seb baik ada gajah menyusu (heheheheh..aku baru discovered that "gajah menyusu" is the Malay term for 'covered walk'..I bet U too..)..tu pun berbelang jugak la muke aku..

at 2.30 all the cikgu wannabes ni dipanggil untuk interview beramai-ramai...ok jugaklaaa..masuk di beri tajuk n bincangkan..the discussion took about 10 minutes..n then individual interview took place..being the fourth interviewee gave me quite an advantage..boleh tanya² soklan dr earlier ones..aderla soklan PPIPlaaa..aperlaaa..mampus..sikit pun aku tak sentuh pasai PPIP..hell..i didnt even have the slightest idea wut the fish is PPIP...so when my name was announced..I was like been struck by lightning...tp yang kelakarnya..once die suh aku memperkenalkan diri..beria-ria aku borak...thankfully i got good experiences during my time jd cikgu ganti..so I used that to the max..talking n telling(read: babbling)about my past experiences...until " oppsss..cukup-cukup..masa dah time" mueheheheheh..so he didnt get to ask me about that PPIP...fuhhhh...sungguh lega...
My hope to get through this interview is sky-high..Mintak² la dpt...I wanna be a cikgi...

The current mood of seriyuza at www.imood.com

Monday, 20 August 2007

Boss Not Around

The Boss is not around..he's in China..
So glad..heheheheh..merdeka sungguh!!!

Saturday, 18 August 2007

Why Do I Love Thee?

1) For lending me your shoulder when i fell asleep in the middle of a movie I make you watch with deadly threats..
2) For never forget to smile after i throw you my unruly tantrums.
3) For making me laugh even on my very bad hair day...eventhough my bad day is never about the hair
4) For never letting me left broke during our zillionth time visits to MINES..
5) For being honest with me when I looked hideous with pink eyeshadows..
6) For trusting me with your online bank account, sending the TAC number to my handphone and you dont even know the password
7) For making me feel beautiful even when people are looking..eventhough we both know damn well that I am not
8) For letting me cry my heart out when i feel like it
9) For addressing my parents as PAK and MAA even I address yours as Pakcik and Makcik
10) For keeping your voice down when I putting mine way too high
11) For letting me bite your shoulder while you are driving when I feel like to
12) For asking me to cook for you, which you know damn well I do badly at cooking
13) For putting on the white shirt again and again because you know I like it
14) For asking me to iron your shirts eventhough its likely you will have to iron them again
15) For holding my hand while driving on bz roads - its dangerous for both you and me..but still it makes me feel special
16) For making me feel sexy during my time of the month
17) For letting me to take your shirt for myself eventhough you never wear it n you love it
18) For letting me eat the very last scoop of your favourite dishes.

Monday, 13 August 2007

Aku Dan Akuarium

Recently, aku telah dipindahkan oleh boss ku ke satu tempat baru yang dinamakan akuarium..and i got a room..spacious one...but i feel like a fish..a lonely fish..sorg2 mengadap boss..!!

My New Workstation

Dont get me wrong..i wasnt promoted..it was far from that..
ok..can you see the black high back chair far behind my monitor? that's my boss'...the CEO..!! And so you know how i feel everyday working while there..the boss is just THERE...~sigh~I am so Doomed!!


The yellow door on my right is the entrance to the boss' aquarium..err..i mean kingdom!!!


Quote of the Day (dedicated to all bosses out there)
~I work for money..so if you want loyalty..hire a dog!!!~

Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Sungguh Cisss Sekali!!!

Ade ke patut boss aku potong aku punye attendance allowance sbb aku sakit mata..? Kalau nk potong buat apa mintak sijil sakit??!!! Budusssss!!!! Kalau aku tahu die nak potong, baik aku dtg keje, kasi jangkit satu opis..biar semua org takleh keje...padan muka!!! Sekali dengan die aku kasi jangkit....bonus kasih sayang dr aku untuk boss!!!! Cisss Bedebah tul....aku dah la tgh sengkek..!!! Bab satu betul laaaaa!!!! Gaji dahla lambat..ari ni baru masuk..takde plak kitorg menggelegak gaji masuk lambat....eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...brengsek..goblok...!!!