Freakingly Funny

Dah macam jd satu kemestian for my hubby to talk to my tummy..
and nowadays he talks to my tummy more than he talks to me..

He addresses the lil one as Ibee (short form untuk baby kot)
Yang tak tahannya dia selalu tanya his Ibee

" Ibee, masa ayah pegi keje, mama buat apa?"
He put his ears on my tummy and..
" Hah..mama masak maggi?" and he looked at my eyes.." Awak bg Ibee makan Maggi?"

I was shocked..aku rase aku dah buang jejauh plastik maggi tuh..sgala kesan pun aku dah hapuskan...cemana die bulih tau nih!! Takkannnnnnnnlaa..

ada sekali tuh,
"Ibee, mama kat sekolah td buat apa?"
And the ear and tummy thingy again..
" Oooooo...mama meeting..mama kena jadi cikgu rumah hijau yer"
Rase mcm nak terkeluar anak tekak aku..takkan si kecik ni dah pandai komplot dengan bapak die!!! Kena berjaga-jaga...
Erkkk....kadang² ianya agak menakutkan...

p/s: (tutup perut, nanti die bagi tahu bapak die lagi)