Kami Org Kerajaan!

PM baru ni mcm paham2 lak dilema aku..Macam dirancang-rancang lak..

aku baru dok terpikir-pikir cemana aku nk terus cuti sampai bersalin kat kampung..sebab expected due date aku is on 20th june..dan cuti sekolah adalah 1 June-14 June...
aku ingat nak stay je kat kampung sampai aku kuarkan budak kecik nih..tp sebelum ni..cuti bersalin hanya akan bermula hari kite beranak...tup-tup, kerajaan umumkan cuti bersalin kakikatangan kerajaan boleh start 2 minggu sebelum due date..wahhhhhhh...ini dah kira org mengantuk disorong bantal, siap tilam empuk, selimut tebal dgn aircond!

Ni yang buat aku tak sabar nak ngundi BN nih...huehehehehe! Mari jadi org kerajaan...

Air Gula

berat bertambah dengan jayanya..dan aku telah dikenakan tindakan MGTT..
aku tak tahu apa bende ke namenye tuh..yg aku tahu, aku kena minum air gula satu gelas besor...sbb takut suspek darah tinggi...kenapa kena minum air gula..? jgn tanya aku..I have no idea...bunyiknya mcm...kalau nak tahu luka tu sakit....cuba kelar tangan sendiri..kan? pelik tul..

Who's Next?

Aku agak mesti ramai dah tahu Teori RAHMAN...

Tunku Abdul Rahman was our first Prime Minister...dan jujukan PM kita selepas itu adalah mengikut susunan namanya...lets see..

R - RAHMAN (Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-Haj)

A - ABDUL RAZAK

H - HUSSIEN

M- MAHATHIR

A - ABDULLAH (dulu ingatkan ANWAR)

N - NAJIB

creepy la jugak kan..? lps ni saper agaknya ek?

4 a.m in the morning

nope, its not about my favourite Gwen's number...its about me..

last night (or early morning) I woke up drenched in sweat...
nights are so hot lately... thanks to mr mosquitoes and family, because the mosquito net we have been using make the heat to be more intolerable...
experienced preggers told me that its a normal thing to deal with such heat during few final months of pregnancy.. what to do..i'll go with the flow...

i tried to shut my eyes ..tried to off to dreamland again..but the heat really made me uncomfortable... so silently crawled out of the bed, grab my towel....and had my shower at 4 in the morning... pukul 4 pagi tuh...sejuk la plak..lps tu baru bleh tido...nyaman giler!

ader tak preggers out there yang menghadapi tahap kepanasan dan perpeluhan cam aku?

pastu ada org kacau, katanya bau bath syampoo tu made me so irresistable..(oppsss..too much info!)

Gelembung

Esok 11/4/09 genap aku pregnant 30 minggu..another 70 days to go.. and I loved every single minutes of this baby-carrying...

sebelum ni org selalu cakap aku tak nampak cam pregnant, sbb perut aku tak nampak sangat, maybe sebab aku tinggi..n banyak vertical space untuk baby, itu yg perut tak membesar secara horizontal (hehehhehe, itu teori aku jer).. cikgu2 kat sekolah pun asik dok tanya bila aku nak tukar uniform, sbb aku still bleh pakai baju kurung lama aku..tpkan starting this week aku rase cam kembang semacam jer...kain dah ketat..so aku rs its better for me to start wearing all those preggie blouses my hubby bought..so starting this week jugaklaaa, anak-anak murid aku kena tahan mata tgk aku pakai blouse yang sama over-over and over again..

aku malas laa nak memborong sakan, its not like aku akan pakai baju tu tiap2 hari sampai tahun depan..diorg kena tahan untuk 2 bulan (plus minus) je..mungkin diorg akan nampak aku pakai baju tu lagi 2-3 tahun ...hopefully by that time diorg dah lupe corak blouse aku..hueuhehehehe..

aku ada beli baju mengandung yang labuh tuh...labuh untuk org lain laaa..untuk aku, mcm terjongket jer..singkat! kalau kaki lawa takpe..ni bak kata bapak aku laa " huh..kaki cam tiang jamban!" so I go for blouses and skirts..bleh la mix and match kan...hari ni baju kaler oren, kain kaler itam, esok kain kaler itam, baju kaler pink...kain yg sama..muehehehhehehe...

and yang comelnya..budak darjah 1 tanye aku..."cikgu mengandung ker?" "aku tanye " mana tahu?"..die jwb " dah tuh, cikgu pakai baju org mengandung..."..rupenya..anak² murid aku baru perasan aku pregnant..punye la slow!

teringat masa aku balik kampung cuti sekolah hari tuh..

aku dengar adik aku umur 4 tahun dok berborak dengan mak aku..mase tu diorg kat beranda, aku dalam rumah tgk tv..die ni pelat lg..

ezham : maa, tak long (kak long) nandung(mengandung) ke?

mak aku : bakper?(kenapa?)

ezham : doh ye (dia) dalan (berjalan) mcm oyang (org) nandung je....

hehehehhehe....die tahu aku pregnant bukan sbb perut aku besar..tp sebab gaya catwalk aku dah berubah...kepoh tul!

and i found this in baby-gaga.com..so comel!

CHUOISSSSSSSSSSST!!!

ade ke patut husband aku kata aku jalan dah rupe PENGUIN!!!
kuwang hassssssssssssam boi!

dia panggil aku MOK! tak pernah seumur hidup org panggil aku camtuh..huhuhuhu..

aku tak gemuk..dia yang gemuk..AKU GEBU!

comel aper...

~aku dah 66.8 kg @ 28 weeks of pregnancy~

Its A Secret No More

last night, mama and ayah went to see uncle doctor.they wanted to take a peek on me..huh..peeping toms!
i was sucking on my thumb when uncle doctor put cold gel on my mama's tummy..at first, i dont have the idea why he did that..but when uncle dr started to run some kind of device on mama's tummy, weird images appeared on the screen near them..i heard mama called ayah to see that weird images..it was me!!!..mama looked happy..i can feel that!

suddenly, uncle doctor pointed at my birdy! i tried to hide that..shame on you, uncle!
oh that's why he ran that device on my mama's tummy..mama was glad..she said she is right..she always have the feeling that she's carrying a boy..

so now, it is not a secret anymore..on the way back i heard mama told ayah not to call me Ibee anymore..its too jambu... thats true ayah... i need other names..manly name! i want to grow up a macho man like u!